What to buy when you’ve got no money
What would you spend your last $200 on?
This was the BEST. PURCHASE. EVER.
I can’t believe how much force I’m going to get just from having this authentic Darth Vadar helmet. It’s made of fully black polypropylene, high density plastic and has real eye holes!
Other amazing features: BREATHY voice-modulation technology, EXTREME portability, and RECHARGEABLE AA battery compatible.
There are a few signs of cosmetic wear that were — no doubt — obtained while winning EVERY fancy dress competition for the past decade. You don’t rock a record like that without picking up a few knocks along the way.
Check back soon for a deeper analysis of this purchase and totally rad adventures with the authentic Darth Vadar voice-modulator helmet.