What to buy when you’ve got no money

What would you spend your last $200 on?

This was the BEST. PURCHASE. EVER.

I can’t believe how much force I’m going to get just from having this authentic Darth Vadar helmet. It’s made of fully black polypropylene, high density plastic and has real eye holes!

Other amazing features: BREATHY voice-modulation technology, EXTREME portability, and RECHARGEABLE AA battery compatible.

There are a few signs of cosmetic wear that were — no doubt — obtained while winning EVERY fancy dress competition for the past decade. You don’t rock a record like that without picking up a few knocks along the way.

Check back soon for a deeper analysis of this purchase and totally rad adventures with the authentic Darth Vadar voice-modulator helmet.

  • Julian Cole

    Now you just need to learn how to do MC Hammer dance! :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0

  • http://Website Julian Cole

    Now you just need to learn how to do MC Hammer dance! :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0

  • http://thefrequentbuyer.wordpress.com/ karla
  • http://thefrequentbuyer.wordpress.com karla
  • http://thefrequentbuyer.wordpress.com/ karla

    “Upon reviewing Michael’s financial situation, Oscar Martinez (Oscar Nuñez) finds that Michael spends a large amount on useless items like magic kits and bass fishing equipment.”

  • http://thefrequentbuyer.wordpress.com karla

    “Upon reviewing Michael’s financial situation, Oscar Martinez (Oscar Nuñez) finds that Michael spends a large amount on useless items like magic kits and bass fishing equipment.”

  • http://thefrequentbuyer.wordpress.com/ karla

    Oscar: Hey; I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
    Michael Scott: I didn’t say it, I declared it.

    Oscar: Michael, are you having money problems?
    Michael Scott: Monkey problems? No, I’m not having monkey problems; why would I have monkey problems.
    Oscar: I know you heard me correctly.
    Michael Scott: [sighs] Oh I hate monkeys.

  • http://thefrequentbuyer.wordpress.com karla

    Oscar: Hey; I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
    Michael Scott: I didn’t say it, I declared it.

    Oscar: Michael, are you having money problems?
    Michael Scott: Monkey problems? No, I’m not having monkey problems; why would I have monkey problems.
    Oscar: I know you heard me correctly.
    Michael Scott: [sighs] Oh I hate monkeys.